Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!

“Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!”

I have a new neighbor and while I do not know her name, I do know that her dog’s name is Gus.

“Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!”

Like any normal dog, Gus just wants to go outside and play. Winter in Iowa has clearly been hard on Gus and I certainly don’t blame him. For a few weeks every Winter, no one wants to go outside. We all just stay inside and watch House of Cards – Season 3. Can I get a hell-yeah?!?

“Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!”

Alas, poor Gus needs to go outside and figures, if I am going through all that commotion, I am just gonna enjoy it all for a while. Gus did not check with the human being in this relationship. Bad move Gus. Bad move.

“Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!”

Every time Gus makes any kind of move that is not his leg lifting or squatting on his haunches, he gets a stern ‘NO’ and swift reminder that the snow best turn yellow, and soon.

“Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!”

The lack of concern from both parties, about the Poop part of this daily scene, is troublesome. I am not sure that Gus quite knows his limit of holding in his poop. And I am extra confident that the human being knows little to nothing about impacted bowels.

“Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!”

For your health and safety Gus, please, please just poop.

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One Response to Come on Gus Go Potty! Gus Go POOOOP!

  1. Poor Gus. Maybe all that encouragement is making him nervous.

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